{"product_id":"im-not-completely-useless-t-shirt","title":"I'm Not Completely Useless T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA little self-deprecating, a little unapologetic, and entirely ready to start a conversation. This tee reads, “I’M NOT COMPLETELY USELESS \/ I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE,” in bold distressed lettering—made for the friend who owns their chaos and can always find the funny side of a questionable decision. The lightweight Bella+Canvas jersey feels breathable and easy to layer, whether you’re heading out for a casual day, relaxing at home, or showing up with a sharp sense of humor at a birthday gathering, bachelor party, or casual get-together. Its retail fit and classic crew neckline keep the look clean while the message does the talking. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with reinforced construction details for comfortable, dependable wear. The tear-away label helps reduce irritation, and responsibly produced Bella+Canvas construction adds a thoughtful finishing touch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar help maintain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation\u003cbr\u003e- Crisp DTF or vibrant DTG printing options, depending on provider and print location\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50780803432546,"sku":"19370603034088216641","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50780803465314,"sku":"27800584103361257189","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50780803498082,"sku":"24888029207517567625","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50780803530850,"sku":"33474953408474418491","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50780803563618,"sku":"77022025566664223400","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50780803596386,"sku":"16936147028739315393","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50780803629154,"sku":"33240613610505473723","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50780803661922,"sku":"14011030479081203766","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":50780803694690,"sku":"83995756434196180790","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50780803727458,"sku":"24581398474778970366","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/8649\/2002\/files\/6696848707858264407_2048.jpg?v=1793131299","url":"https:\/\/hznapparel.ca\/products\/im-not-completely-useless-t-shirt","provider":"Hzn Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}